Invaders

They do exist!  Unfortunately.  I'm becoming progressively more grossed out.

Hopefully not for long.  These babies come in a pack of 12.  Instructions say place at least 10 in the kitchen and 2 in the bathroom.  Seems like overkill, but we've spotted and dispatched six roaches already so the entire box was used.

They're also really hard to separate!  It took about 5 minutes of sawing and freaking out because my fingers were touching the chemically holes before we had 12 distinct traps.  They have been deployed and hopefully our roach problems will be no more.  On a side note, I didn't think roaches existed in rural areas...

Now for some heavy duty sawdust work.  Here's DH cutting up the drop cloth for the vents.

At first we carefully cut 3" pieces, but quickly realized that we could go BIGGER!  Bigger is always better?  Our new strategy is to cut long strips between nails.  There's a ton of sawdust in the air from ripping apart particleboard.

Glamour shot with a broom!  It's a woman's job to sweep, amirte?  Kidding!  I cut up most of the particleboard in the living room with the circular saw today while DH removed the boards.  First time using a power tool and it was super fun.  I may never let him touch the tools again while I'm around...

All of the particleboard layer was removed from the living room except for these pieces...

Just like the built-in bookshelf, the particleboard goes underneath the fake bricks.  I'm not Mr. Handyman, but isn't it bad to grout (and mortar) over flaky particleboard?  Methinks that must come out too!

Speaking of things coming out, we removed the rest of the moulding in the house!   Sometimes there is only one nail in the baseboard.  Sometimes there are six.

That escalated quickly.

And here's the glorious pile of moulding and baseboard.  Okay, so when I said we removed the rest of the moulding, I didn't mean from around the windows.  Or around the doors.  Or in the bathroom where it's painted pink and wallpapered.  We'll get there, don't worry!

It was nice moving the garbage out of the house and into the... garage.  Getting a dumpster, it's on our to-do list!

Also on our list is to fix our mailbox.  It was a hit and run!  I'm thinking it was the energy company.  DH wished that our mailbox was metal instead of soft plastic.  Something along the lines of "IF WE BURN, YOU BURN WITH US TOO."

Too much?  

Don't worry, wood samples make everyone feel better. We received Natural Grade (NOFMA Common #1 and #2) white oak, walnut, and rift/quarter sawn red oak.

We sanded.  I'm not sure why we sanded by hand instead of using a power tool. It was hard work to get those milling streaks out!

These are the two finishes that we're considering: Rubio Monocoat Oil Plus 2C-A (the accelerant) in White 5% and Pure.  Only one coat is needed and it smells delicious!  Apparently I love the smell of linseed oil.  Best of all, no VOCs!

It takes a lot of buffing to get the wood to shine...  It's hard to get all the white streaks out...    We were tired from the sanding already, so minimal time was spent on this part, which probably accounts for the streaking below.

Here's the samples in the natural light at Milly.  That's a definite no to the 5% White on the left.  It probably works best with select grade wood that doesn't have all the nooks and crannies of these natural grade samples.  No one but me liked the red oak, pfft.

On a positive note, we're 90% sure we'll have internet at Milly.  That's what the AT&T technician told us and I like to believe everything that people tell me!  Maybe something wasn't configured right, a signal wasn't turned on, puppies were lost, who knows?  Apparently AT&T isn't sure either, but we "should" be getting pair bonding to bring internet to the house - two magical loops of internet awesomeness are better than one!

Task: Destruction
Wednesday: Played around with wood... samples...  Can we even count that?
Thursday: 3 hours of ripping out the particleboard.
Friday: 5 hours of removing 95% of the moulding and actually moving them into the garage.
Total Hours: 8 hours
Total To Date: 21.5 hours